Posted 1 week ago

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

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Posted 2 weeks ago

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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Posted 2 weeks ago
I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything.
Maybe we’re from the same star.
Emery Allen  (via lilkittyprincess)

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Posted 2 weeks ago
But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.
Anonymous asked

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Posted 2 weeks ago
heatherbaileytattoo:

I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect.

heatherbaileytattoo:

I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect.

Posted 2 weeks ago

blackunicorn:

Happy Shark Week!

Posted 2 weeks ago

jedavu:

Artist Henrique Oliveira Constructs a Cavernous Network of Repurposed Wood Tunnels at MAC USP

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Posted 2 weeks ago

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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Posted 2 weeks ago

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Posted 2 weeks ago

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat)

Posted 2 weeks ago

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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